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PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
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Moral : Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 Broken crockery - $ 800.00 Breakfast - $ 10.00 Saying the Right Thing While Drunk ? "PRICELESS "

School Days Jokes.

Teacher:'What is your name?'.
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai'.
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in english'.
Student: 'My name is Sunlight'.

Teacher:What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher:Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday

Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?'
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher:How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

On Bench.............


Tungareshware Trip ........... was ok ........

Me, Pratham, Pulkit and Sharvari was there on trip as regular Amin was going to come but he gave us the tang........now we are use to it.


Sharvari very nice person and very smart related to life......:), we can see that she is think some thing, what and how to do........????

Mr Pulkit, Very good person and nice friend.....

Pratham, one of my best friend......but now both lost in our work, so hardly meet each other......But still good friends.

Raju, Shreeram, Swaroopa at kandivali.....

Suddenly one in afternoon raju my friend all me and said that his band is going to perform in Kandivali where i stay. He send me the address and told me to be there to enjoy the music...... After my office i have been there with my camera...... i enjoyed the music and some amount of photography, but i was not happy with the pictures.....

HOW BAD IS YOUR TEMPER ACCORDING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE
ARIES MARCH 21 APRIL 20
Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologise, which makes them easier to forgive. TAURUS APRIL 21 MAY 20 You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don't know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you've made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.
GEMINI MAY 21 June 29
You are recognised by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.
CANCER JUNE 21 JULY 21
Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.
LEO JULY 22 AUGUST 21
If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don't care about opinions. You don't like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressingdown can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.
VIRGO AUGUST 22 SEPTEMBER 21
Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don't quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.
LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 OCTOBER 22
Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it's true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.
SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 NOVEMBER 21
Of course you don't lose your cool. But your very demeanour (manner) projects hauhtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person who try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superflous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.
SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 DECEMBER 20
You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You're also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you're upset with them.
CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 JANUARY 19
Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.
AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 FEBRUARY 18
You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over yur emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavour to be perfect and socially correct in your behaviour and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.
PISCES FEBRUARY 19 MARCH 20
The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others' feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.

TP at Lalbagh....


At the time of Making of Ganpathi photography at lalbagh, me and amin was there and we were tried....... so found a mass of people was practicing the dhai handi. We sat on the compound wall of that ground where practice was happening.The following photos are some of the TP done there....



Turning Point......

This was my 12th year ganpathi last yeat at the time of ganpathi i was in hospital, now its been 1 year yar........I got new life to live after hospital...as almost every thing as been change in my life from that time......as most imp is thoughts, job, and many things......ganpathi is the best time of the year i leave yar......because we start preparetion of next ganpathi from just after the vasarjan as only in thoughts.... what we have to do for ganpathi next year...we can do this, we can do that...... but all this are in thoughts.....this i stored as the data for next ganpathi in my mind and 2 months before the ganpathi i remove the data and restructured, filter, process the data.Actually the practical work and discussion making prat starts 2 months before the ganpathi.......1 partical work is done in month of may as to book the ganpathi murti(idol).And then 1 month before ganpathi all the final process are started.....then ganpathi comes....we all enjoy the best time of the year...and final goes back.......As from my point of view i leave whole year only for this 2 day.......these 2 day are my most top insperation to leave the life, rather i have many more which changes per the requirement but ganpathi is the top most......

This was my 12th year ganpathi, last yeat at the time of ganpathi i was in hospital, now its been 1 year yar........long time but so fast.I got new life to live after hospital...as almost every thing has been change in my life from that time......as most imp is thoughts, job, friends, priority and many more things except ganpathi and few things......this can be my whole life......isnt it....else i dont have any things in life......the whole year is pass with above mention drill..... and now day before ganpathi is there, i left office for half day as we all have done with mostly all the preparetions in previous weekends.....our decoration plan was the same to use the last years artifical flowers things, so we call that flower people do help us......and when we was at my doorstep, he was with 2 full real flowers big bags. We all was surprise......finally we decided not to use the last year one......at the end every thing was done and was the best of this 12 years.......very nice amazing......
And this is how it look finally....


Finally best days of year are there now and we enjoyed it as every year we all do......Visarjan is done and we all where just near to go back to regular life and at the end surpriseingly i got one more new thing life.....i got a hug (Love and life) ....... :P which was the best moment of my life till now.......only i can feel that time.....
From this ganpathi year i have done some experiment in the process....as we got our regular ganpathi murti 2 weeks before ganpathi day, we were not going to do the visarjan of our regular murti and many more some things....And also i have tried to capture the process for ganpathi from start to end.....i have started doing some thing in life as per few people who know me i dont do any thing in life.......but now i have change from last year that was my turning point of life.........Very simply and complex.......????????????

Following are the links related to this year ganpathi photos....
1) Making for Ganpthai : http://ameysalvi81.multiply.com/photos/album/77/Making_of_Ganpthi.....

2) Ganpathi Agaman:
http://ameysalvi81.multiply.com/photos/album/76/2008_Ganpathi_Agman

3) Ganpathi Pujan and Utsav:
http://ameysalvi81.multiply.com/photos/album/79/2008_Ganpathi_Utsav

4) Ganpathi Visarjan:
http://ameysalvi81.multiply.com/photos/album/80/Ganpathi_Visarjan