Notice from Praveen Sood (Additional Commissioner for Traffic, Mumbai)

Dear All,
Please forward this mail as many as you can
do your bit for to help the ignorant. Take a printout of this and keep it in your Vehicle's glove compartment.
May come handy... Not knowing this may leave a big hole in your pocket.

Information you should have: If you are getting caught quite often by traffic police, then please read on.


From now onwards, the Traffic Police cannot catch a motorist just to examine the driving license or vehicle documents.

They can catch you only if you have violated any traffic laws or if you are driving drunk. Remember that when caught for traffic violation, the fine you pay must be limited to the violation. In other words, the police can't bloat the bill saying that you have no insurance cover or emission certificate, etc.


Many motorists do not know this. According to the law, no policeman can slap a penalty on you just because you have no insurance or emission certificate.


If you have not purchased insurance cover for your vehicle, then the police officer must issue a notice, not impose penalty.

You must be given 15 days' time to purchase insurance cover and one week for obtaining the emission certificate.

Days later, meet the sub-inspector at his station with the insurance cover or emission certificate, so that he will annul the charge at once.


Police can fine you only if you fail to produce these documents within the stipulated period
.

If your vehicle is brand new, then you need not bother about obtaining the emission certificate for one full year.


In response to a question as to why policemen fine people instantly without giving them time to obtain insurance cover or emission certificate, Additional Commissioner for Traffic Praveen Sood said, "Yes, it is a mistake. People must force policemen to issue notice or complain to me at least the following day.


The best way to teach the police a lesson is by filing a written complaint with their higher officials and, a week later, using the Right to Information Act (RTI) to know the action taken against them. Remember, any question or application filed under RTI cannot be ignored and no official is bold enough to ignore the RTI Act.


Praveen Sood
(Additional Commissioner for Traffic, Mumbai)

022
22942276

ATTITUDE...

"People laugh because I am different. And I laugh because they are all the same... "

That's called ATTITUDE

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल. 

बुद्धिबळ खेळण्याची नवीन पद्धत....

खेळाचा का असा बुद्धिबळ आपण.....



टिपणी: हा फोटो माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल. 

Over Confident

A new vacuum cleaner(toqeer) salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it. Before she could speak,the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet:Ohhhhhhhhhh

Salesman: Madam,if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner
in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit

Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman:why?

Lady: Because there's no electricity in house

MORAL: Never Be Over Confident

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल. 

ONE BEDROOM FLAT... A Bitter Reality

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA , the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA , it was as if a dream had come true.

Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India .

My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.

I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone
cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting
shorter I was forced to select one candidate.

In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA , after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA .

My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing.

After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us
by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to Indiaso that they can see their grand-children.

Every year I decide to go to India … But part work part monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done
whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children.

After couple more years passed away, much to my children dislike and my wife's joy we returned to Indiato settle down. I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA ...


My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India ... My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.

Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA ... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India ... I
had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.

Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode.

Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this? My father, even after staying in India , Had a house to his name and I too have the same nothing more.

I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing. This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me.

Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them.

But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?' I am still searching for an answer...... ......... ..!!!

START THINKING

IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???

LIFE IS BEYOND THIS …..DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE ……..
START LIVING IT …….
LIVE IT AS YOU WANT IT TO BE …….

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल. 

Wonderful one minute...

One smart Software Engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards
 Pune in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting
 Along with her grand ma.
 
Within some time, Eye to Eye interactions started between Our Software
Engineer & that girl.
 
After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very
Dark.
 
Suddenly, every body heard a kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.
 
Grand ma thought that, "The Guy is a rogue; how dare he did this? He kissed
My grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately
Slapped that guy."
 
The Project Manager thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed
that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"
 
That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel
sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".
 
Finally, the Software engineer thought?
 
"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a
time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my Project Manager".


टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल. 

भविष्य....

चला आपले पण भविष्य पॉल बाबांना विचारून घेउया.
 



टिपणी: हा फोटो माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल. 

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बरेच दिवस झाले पत्र लिहले नाही...
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बघु..चांगला नाही.." पण तुमचा पिक्चर आहे म्हणुन आम्ही गेलो होतो...

पहिला तासभर आम्हाला कळालेपण नाही, आम्ही पिक्चर पाहतोय की डिस्कवरी चँनेल
पाह्तोय..नुसतेच जंगल आणि ओढेनाले..


आमच्या मित्रांचा एक निरोप आहे... प्लिज आता अभिषेक काकांना आणि ऐश्वर्याकाकुंना भुमिका देणे बंद करा... खाण्यापिण्याचे लाड ठिक पण असले लाड काय कामाचे.. त्यांनी
तुमच्या पैशात दुसरा हनिमुन केला...आणि तुम्ही बसला कँमेरा सांभाळत... आता
कँमेरा जाऊन हाती कटोरा नाही आला म्हणजे कमावले... थोडा विचार करत चला..

आमच्या सारखे नोकरी करणाऱ्या गरीब लोकांना चांगले वाटतील, पचनी पडतील असे काही चित्रपट बनवा... हे पुणे आहे इथे चांगले तेच चालते..

एक मात्र त्या रेहमान भाऊना आठवणीने सांगा..पिक्चर चांगला नाही..पण म्युझिक एकदम मस्त
आहे

कळावे, लोभ असावा... नाही नाही चुकले... या पुढे कोणताही लोभ नसावा,

--
(
नाईलाजास्तव) आपला नम्र,

Puneri Punekar
पुणे

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.