"Whatever Happens …Life has to go on …! "

Rutali married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,
Rutali's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Rutali, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life.
When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in.
Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in.
I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.
When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Rutali shared this with Hitesh when getting home.
They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.
This was what they did after certain time:
- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage
- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Rutali
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Rutali got pregnant
- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted
...... and so on...
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things. They didn't talk much.
They regretted that they had married the nastiest people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?
One day Rutali talked to her Mother:
'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how
I decided to marry this guy!!!'
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first.
Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first.
You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'
Rutali thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked.
Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind.. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home.
When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.
The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Rutali. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000.
And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'
They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.
Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.
"When you fall, in any way,
Don't see the place where you fell, instead see the place from where you slipped.
Life is about correcting mistakes."
"Whatever Happens …Life has to go on …! "

How to catch a Lion ?

Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders

Allow Your Own Inner Light to Guide You......

There comes a time when you must stand alone.You must feel confident enough within yourself to follow your own dreams.You must be willing to make sacrifices.You must be capable of changing and rearranging your priorities so that your final goal can be achieved.Sometimes, familiarity and comfort need to be challenged.There are times when you must take a few extra chances and create your own realities.Be strong enough to at least try to make your life better.Be confident enough that you won't settle for a compromise just to get by.Appreciate yourself by allowing yourself the opportunities to grow, develop, and find your true sense of purpose in this life.Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.
Work hard at what you like to do and try to overcome all obstacles. Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them. Pick some flowers and appreciate the beauty of nature. Say hello to strangers and enjoy the people you know. Don't be afraid to show your emotions laughing and crying make you feel better. Love your friends and family with your entire being they are the most important part of your life. Feel the calmness on a quiet sunny day. Find a rainbow and live your world of dreams always remember life is better than it seems

Dedicated to ---- "Annie"

BE THANKFUL................

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.
Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement.
Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons.
Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.
It's easy to be thankful for the good things.
A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

Dedicated to ---- "Annie"

Appreciating Our Past............

It is easy to be negative about past mistakes and unhappiness. But it is much more healing to look at ourselves and our past in the light of experience, acceptance, and growth.
Our past is a series of lessons that advance us to higher levels of living and loving. The relationships we entered, stayed in, or ended taught us necessary lessons.
Some of us have emerged from the most painful circumstances with strong insights about who we are and what we want. Our mistakes? Necessary. Our frustrations, failures, and sometimes stumbling attempts at growth and progress? Necessary too. Each step of the way, we learned. We went through exactly the experiences we need to, to become who we are today. Each step of the way, we progressed. Is our past a mistake? No. The only mistake we can make is mistaking that for the truth.
Today, God, help me let go of negative thoughts I may be harboring about my past circumstances or relationships. I can accept, with gratitude, all that has brought me to today.

Dedicated to ---- "Annie"

A Lesson in Life.............

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, if they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere.
If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to.
If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.
Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.
Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.
You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it.

Dedicated to ---- "Annie"

Perception about me ........by Deepali......

One of my friend from Datamatics, she wrote about me in her finaly thanking mail as follows:

Ameya: That day when I had a word with you I was really impressed by your thoughts..You are too creative Amey and love exploring…But please don’t only think about yourself now..think about everybody and also enjoy your life on the other hand..You have lots of Talent don’t waste it,….Dont leave your photography at all…You are very best at it…really….

I have seen first person in my life, who understand me so early in just couple of talks. Some ho she has understood me very well and nearby yar........very nice...... i was happy that there are some people who can understand's me.......hahaha.....what a joke na..... :)

Look at the neighbors

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.Look here my fellow angels; here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....And here is Africa.I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.And here is South America.I have given them lots of forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all." INDIA "My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People.Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....The angel was quite surprised:"But god you said everything should be in balance."God replied --

"Look at the neighbors I gave them."

Protest against Terror in Mumbai (This was required as our polictions are haramiss....).

do tarah ke atankwaadi...............

Duniya mai do tarah ke atankwaadi hote hai.Ek saala wo jo boat se aata hai.. ek wo jo vote se aata hai..Jo saala boat se aaata hai wo 100 - 200 ko maarta hai aur mar jaata hai..Par jo saala vote se aata hai wo desh ke tukde kar kar ke... tukde kar karke poore desh ko khokhla bana deta hai.. fir bhi jinda rahta hai..boat waale atankwaadi ke liye sarkaar ke paas ATS hai, NSG hai par saalevote waale atankwaadi se hi sarkaar hai..

पु. ल. चित्रपटाचे नांव

क्रमांक सन चित्रपटाचे नांव निर्माते सहभाग
१ १९४७ कुबेर भूपाल पिक्चर्स भूमिका, पार्श्वगायन
२ १९४८ भाग्य रेखा भारत चित्र दर्शन भूमिका, पार्श्वगायन
३ १९४९ वंदे मातरम् नवा झंकार चित्र भूमिका, पार्श्वगायन
४ १९४९ जागा भाड्याने देणे आहे मकरंद फिल्म्स पटकथा, संवाद
५ १९४९ मोठी माणसे मंगल पिक्चर्स संगीत
६ १९४९ मानाचं पान दी विजय पिक्चर्स पटकथा, संवाद, संगीत
७ १९४९ देव पावला मंगल पिक्चर्स संगीत
८ १९५० नवरा बायको महाराष्ट्र चित्रवाणी कथा, पटकथा, संवाद, संगीत
९ १९५० पुढचं पाऊल माणिक स्टुडियोज भूमिका, पटकथा, संवाद
१० १९५० जरा जपून मकरंद फिल्म्स पटकथा, संवाद
११ १९५० वर पाहिजे माता पिक्चर्स पटकथा, संवाद
१२ १९५० गोकुळचा राजा महाराष्ट्र चित्रवाणी कथा, पटकथा, संवाद, गीते
१३ १९५० जोहार मायबाप, ही वाट पंढरीची मंगल पिक्चर्स भूमिका
१४ १९५० कल्याण खजिना माणिक स्टुडियोज पटकथा, संवाद
१५ १९५० दूध भात श्री गणेश पिक्चर्स कथा, पटकथा, संवाद, गीते, संगीत
१६ १९५२ घर धनी मंगल पिक्चर्स पटकथा, संवाद, गीते, संगीत
१७ १९५२ संदेश संदेश पिक्चर्स लिमिटेड पटकथा
१८ १९५३ माईसाहेब मकरंद फिल्म्स पटकथा, संवाद, संगीत
१९ १९५३ महात्मा आल्हाद चित्र कथा
२० १९५३ विठ्ठलपायी एम. शेट प्राडॅक्शन संगीत
२१ १९५३ अंमलदार मंगल पिक्चर्स भूमिका, कथा, पटकथा, संवाद, संगीत
२२ १९५३ देवबाप्पा मोशन पिक्चर्स एंटरपायझेस पटकथा, संवाद, गीते, संगीत
२३ १९५३ नवे बिऱ्हाड मोशन पिक्चर्स एंटरपायझेस कथा, पटकथा, निवेदन
२४ १९५४ गुळाचा गणपती स्वाती चित्र भूमिका, कथा, पटकथा, संवाद, संगीत
२५ १९५९ फूल और कलियॉं राजकमल प्राडॅक्शन्स कथा
२६ १९६३ आज और कल पंचदीप चित्र कथा
२७ १९७९ चिमणराव- गुंड्याभाऊ विनय धुमाळे प्रस्तावना, निवेदन
२८ १९९३ एक होता विदुषक एन.एफ.डी.सी. पटकथा

.. पु. लं. चा 'बिगरी' ते 'मॅट्रिक' प्रवास!

सारी भूमिती मी इंच-इंच लढवत शिकलो. कंपासमध्ये डिव्हायडर नावाची एक वस्तू असे. माझ्या आणि गणिताच्या शिक्षणात फूट पाडण्यापलिकडे या डिव्हायडरने काहिही साधले नाही.

Next Terror Attack with this.............

Features :
"Around the Corner" lightweight, breech-loading, single-shot 40 mm launcher.
Day and night operational ability.
Manual operation, single shot "pump" type action ejects the spent cartridge and enables the feeding of a new round.
Video observation & sighting system with transmission capability.
Variety interchangeable cameras.
Fires all 40mm grenades, less/non-lethal ammunition, irritant & tear gas projectiles.
Ergonomically designed.
Universal accessory rail.
Folding stock.

Technical data :
Manual operation, single shot "pump" type action ejects the spent cartridge and enables the feeding of a new round.
Weight: 4.4 Kg / 9.5Lbs.
Length: 900 mm.
Rifling: 1:1.224.
Muzzle velocity: 74.7 m/sec (M-406 grenade).
Effective range for precision fire, single target: 150 meters.
Effective range for area coverage using fragmentation munitions: 350 meters.
"Around the Corner" lightweight, breech-loading, single-shot 40 mm launcher.
Video observation & sighting system.
Fires all 40mm grenades, less/non-lethal ammunition, irritant & tear gas projectiles.
Fully functional with operator completely sheltered.
Prompt, accurate target engagement.
Convenient handling.
Enhances firepower, survivability & tactical effectiveness.

Corner Shot can change the nature of relevant operations by providing security forces with an effective tool to accurately pinpoint and engage a target, at minimal risk to their personal safety.


Really great!!!!!!!!!!! Hats off to Indian Gov. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Olympic shooter wins Gold (Only a game) & Government gives him 3 Crores

Another Shooter dies, fighting with terrorists (Saving our country and our lives) & government pays his family 5 lakhs ( and that is also not sure whether they would get the money)

Very IMP days for life...........

These are very very IMP days of my life, i am on the turn now. I want to go towards the right direction, but god know where he will feel that i am suitable. let see now there is nothing in my hand as such as. I just have to try till the end.