Politics in INDIA

Recently Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there.After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised hishand.
Sonia: "What's your name"?
Boy : "RAHIM"
Sonia: "What are your questions"?
Rahim: "I've 3 questions...
1.   Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?
2.   Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?
3.   Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba againstcorruption?
Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."
Just then the recess bell rang.
Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".
After the recess...
Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?
RAM raises his hand.
Sonia: "What's your name"?
Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions...
1.   Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?
2.   Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?
3.   Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?
4.   Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?
5.
   Where is Rahim?
टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.

Smart Pilot....

Once pawar, vilasrao & kalmadi traveling in a helicopter...
Pawar drops a 100 Rs. Note & says ,
"I made 1 maharastrian happy "

Vilasrao drops two 50Rs. Notes and says ,
"I made 2 maharastrians happy ".
Kalmadi drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says ,"I made 100 maharastrians happy ."
Hearing this the PILOT says , "I will drop down all 3 of you and make ''8 CRORE Maharashrians Forever Happy..!
JAI MAHARASTRA..
Pilot Anna hazare.. J
Pilot

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.

Social networking मध्ये अडकलेल्या माझ्या मित्रांनो.....

मित्रांचे कट्टे आजकाल ओसंच पडतात..
कुणी
 'orkut' वर तर कुणी 'Facebook' वर जमतात..प्रत्यक्ष भेटीत सगळेच बुचकळयात पडतात..
कारण सगळे विषय
'chat' वरच संपलेले असतात..मग 'chat' वर भेटूच " याचंPromise होतं..
आणि संभाषणातून 
'Sign out' के लं जातं. ..
'
लाल' 'हिरव्यादिव्यांच्या गर्दित मग हरवायला होतं...
घट्ट पकडलेलया हातांनाही सैल सुटायला होतं
..
'Available' 
आणि'Busy' मध्ये
प्रतेकाचा
 status घुटमळत राहतो...
आपणहून
 add केलेल्या मित्रपासून लापन्यकारिता
'Invisible'
चा आडोसा घेतला जातो..ताप आल्याच आजकाल आईच्या आधी'Facebook' ला कळत..
औषध पेक्षा
 'Take Care' च्या डोसेजनीच तापालाही पळायला होतं..मनातलं सगळं 'Facebook' वर ओकायची
मैत्रीत गरजच का असावी
?
नात्यांना धरून ठेवायला

'Net''
ची जाळीच का असावी?कधीतरी वाटतं पुन्हा कट्ट्यावर जमावं..
'chat' 
ला गप्पानी आणि 'Smile' ना हस्यानी replace करावं..शब्दापेक्षा सोबतीचं सामर्थ्य जास्त असतं
मैतीचं खरं समाधान खंद्यावरच्या हातात असतं
....
...............
एक मित्र
चला तर पूर्वी चे दिवस पुन्हा अनुभावुया ,
मैत्रीला
 technology पासून जपून ठेवुया ......





टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.

विंबल्डन २०११ च्या टिकीट किमती...

मी या वर्षीच्या विंबल्डन मधली एक तरी मॅच पहावी अशी इच्छा बाळगून होतो. कारण मी या वर्षीच्या जून - जुलै २ महिने अनायसे लंडन मध्ये ऑफिसच्या कामासाठी आहे. आजच कळले कि विंबल्डन १०-१२ दिवसावर आले आहे, म्हणून मी विंबल्डन २०११ च्या टिकीट मिळतात का पाहायला लागलो. टिकीट मिळतायत पण तिकिटांच्या किमती पाहून माझे डोळे भिर-भिरले आणि मी विंबल्डन ची मॅच पहायचा विचारच सोडला. 

विंबल्डन २०११ च्या टिकीट किमती खालील प्रमाणे......


अशक्य आहे या किमती माझ्या साठी. आयुष्यात इच्छांना पण मुरड घालावी लागते, त्याचे हे एक उदारण. 

चला मग आता विंबल्डन २०११ टी.वि. वर किव्हा ऑनलाइन पाहूया.....

Sachin Thendulkar the Great...

All Sachin Fans would love to read the below lines:
 
"I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI)
 
''V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin'' - Mark Taylor(aus)
 
'Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.'' -Hashim Amla(SA)
 
''He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also” -Waqar Younis(Pak)
 
''There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others” -Andy Flower(ZIM)
 
"I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests” -Matthew Hayden(AUS.)
 
"I c myself when! i c Sachin batting” -Don Bradman(AUS)
 
"Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting”  -Australian Fan
 
Barack Obama - "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"...


टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.
 

TO ALL MY TREKKERS

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT  YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL WHILE TREKKING IN NASHIK,ESPECIALLY TRAYAMBAK RANGE. MY BAG WAS STOLEN IN THANAPADA FROM TEMPLE AT NIGHT (KHAIRAI FORT).AFTER ENQUIRING PEOPLE TOLD THAT THERE ARE  BHURATE CHORES(THIEFS) IN THAT AREA.
 
PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL OUR TREKKERS
 
SUNIL SHINDE
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Quote...

Life is like playing chess with god.
After your move, he makes the next move.
Your moves are called as choices and His moves are called as Challenges.

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.

Makar Shankrant

1. Tithi (Date)

This festival, unlike other Hindu festivals, is not dependent on the position of the moon, but on position of the sun. On this day, the sun enters the zodiac sign of Capricorn. To compensate for the difference that occurs due to the revolution around the sun, every eighty years the day of sankrant is postponed by one day. In the present period Makar-sankrant falls on 15th January.

2. History

Sankranti is considered a Deity. According to a legend Sankranti killed a demon named Sankarasur.The day followed by Makar sankrant is called Kinkrant or Karidin. On this day, the female deity (devi) slayed the demon Kinkarasur.

3. Information

Information on Sankranti is available in the Panchang: The Panchang (Hindu Almanac) provides information on the form, age, clothing, direction of movement etc. of Sankranti. This information is appropriate to the changes taking place in Her according to time. He who is touched by Goddess Sankranti gets destroyed.

4. Importance

The northward movement of the sun begins on this day. The period from Karkasankrant (the passage of the sun into the zodiac sign of Cancer) to Makarsankrant is called the dakshinayan. A person who dies in the dakshinayan period has a greater chance of going to Yamalok (southward region), than one who dies during uttarayan (northward revolution).
Importance from the point of view of spiritual practice: On this day, from sunrise to sunset, the environment has more chaitanya (Divine conscious-ness); hence those doing spiritual practice can benefit from this chaitanya.

5. Methods of celebration

Benefit of highest merit acquired by a Holy dip on the day of Makarsankrant: The time from sunrise to sunset on Makar-sankrant is auspicious. A Holy dip during this period carries special significance. Those who take a Holy dip in the rivers Ganga, Yamuna, Godavari, Krushna and Kaveri at the Holy places situated on the banks of these rivers acquire the highest merit.

Offering: Importance of making an offering during an auspicious period: The period from Makarsankrant to Rathsaptami is an auspicious period. Any donation and meritorious deeds in this period prove more fruitful.
Substances offered: An offering of new vessels, clothing, food, sesame seeds, pot of sesame seeds, jaggery, a cow, a horse, gold or land should be made depending on the capability. On this day, married women also make some offering. They take things from unmarried girls and give them sesame seeds and jaggery in return. Married women organise a ceremony of haldi-kumkum (applying vermilion and turmeric to the forehead) and gift articles to other married women.

1. Importance of a gift: Giving a gift to another woman amounts to surrendering to the Divinity in the other, through body, mind and wealth. Since the period of sankrant is favourable for spiritual practice, a gift given during this period results in bestowal of Divine grace and the jiva (embodied soul) gets the desired fruit.
2. What should be gifted?: Nowadays a wrong trend of gifting inappropriate commodities like soaps and plastic items has started. Instead, substances that are complementary to spiritual practice and are indicators of a married life, for example, incense sticks, utane (fragrant powder used during bath), religious texts, Holy texts, pictures of Deities, CDs on spiritual topics etc. should be gifted.
Small mud pots: The festival of sankrant requires small mud pots called sugad (in the Marathi language). Vermilion and turmeric powder is applied to the pots and a thread is tied to them. They are filled with carrots, jujube fruits, sugarcane pieces, pods, cotton, chickpeas, sesame seeds with jaggery, vermilion, turmeric etc. Five pots are placed on a wooden seat, rangoli is drawn around the seat and worshipped. Of these, three are gifted to married women, one is offered to the tulsi plant and one is retained.
Use of sesame seeds: Maximum use of sesame seeds is made during sankrant festival. For example, bathing with water containing sesame seeds and eating and distributing tilgul (a sweet made from sesame seeds), offering sesame to Brahmans, lighting lamps of sesame oil in a temple of Lord Shiva and performing pitrushraddh (rite for the departed ancestors) in which an offering of sesame seeds is made.

Importance of sesame seeds -
Using sesame seeds eliminates sins: On this day those who apply sesame seed oil and utane to the body, bathe in water mixed with sesame seeds, drink water mixed with sesame seeds, perform a sacrificial fire, make an offering of sesame seeds and make similar use of sesame seeds, are liberated of all sins.
Importance according to Ayurved: Since sankrant falls in winter, consuming sesame seeds is beneficial.
Importance according to Spirituality:
1. Since sesame seeds have a greater ability to absorb and emit sattva frequencies, consuming tilgul helps improve spiritual practice. Distributing tilgul to one another results in an exchange of the sattva component.
2. Using sesame seeds in shraddh prevents demons from bringing obstacles during the rite.
Forbidden acts!

During the period of sankrant, brushing teeth, talking harshly, cutting trees or grass and acts provoking sexual urges should be avoided.
Do not fly kites!

Today, when the Nation and Dharma are in peril, flying kites for the sake of entertainment is akin to, 'Nero playing the fiddle while
Rome burnt'. If the time spent on flying kites is used for the development of the Nation, it will make it progress faster; and if used for spiritual practice and missions related to Dharma, then society and the individual will benefit.
(Reference:  Holy Festivals, Religious Festivals and Vowed Religious Observances, compiled by H.H. Dr. Jayant B. Athavale and Dr. Mrs. Kunda Athavale, published by the Sanatan Sanstha.)

6. Culture & Festivities

This festival is celebrated differently in different parts of the country.

Uttar Pradesh:

In Uttar Pradesh, Sankrant is called 'Khichiri'. Taking a dip in the holy rivers on this day is regarded as most auspicious. A big one-month long 'Magha-Mela' fair begins at Prayag (Allahabad) on this occasion. Apart from Triveni, ritual bathing also takes place at many places like Haridvar and Garh Mukteshwar in Uttar Pradesh, and Patna in Bihar

Bengal:

In Bengal every year a very big Mela is held at Ganga Sagar where the river Ganga is believed to have dived into the nether region and vivified the ashes of the sixty thousand ancestors of King Bhagirath. This mela is attended by a large number of pilgrims from all over the country.

Tamil Nadu:

In Tamil Nadu Sankrant is known by the name of 'Pongal', which takes its name from the surging of rice boiled in a pot of milk, and this festival has more significance than even Diwali. It is very popular particularly amongst farmers. Rice and pulses cooked together in ghee and milk is offered to the family deity after the ritual worship. In essence in the South this Sankrant is a 'Puja' (worship) for the Sun God.

 Andhra Pradesh:

In Andhra Pradesh, it is celebrated as a three-day harvest festival Pongal. It is a big event for the people of Andhra Pradesh. The Telugus like to call it 'Pedda Panduga' meaning big festival. The whole event lasts for four days, the first day Bhogi, the second day Sankranti, the third day Kanuma and the fourth day, Mukkanuma.

Karnataka:

In Karnataka, the festival is marked by visiting one's friends and relatives to exchange greetings, and by the preparation of a dish called Ellu (made with sesame seeds, coconuts, sugar blocks, etc). A common custom found across Karnataka is the exchange of sugarcane pieces and Ellu with one's neighbors, friends and relatives. In Karnataka, Pongal is known as 'Sankranti', and cows and bullocks are gaily decorated and fed 'Pongal'- a sweet preparation of rice. Special prayers are offered. In the evening, the cattle are led out in procession to the beat of drums and music. In the night a bonfire is lit and the animals are made to jump over the fire.
Makar Sankranti is marked by men, women and children wearing colorful clothing; visiting near and dear ones; and exchanging pieces of sugarcane, a mixture of fried til, molasses, pieces of dry coconut, peanuts and fried gram. On this auspicious day, people in Karnataka distribute Yellu and bella (Sesame seeds and Jaggery) and greet with the words " "Ellu bella thindu, Olle Maathu Aadu" (Eat sesame seeds and speak only good). The significance of this exchange is that sweetness should prevail in all the dealings.

Maharashtra:

In Maharashtra on the Sankranti day people exchange multi-colored tilguds made from til (sesame seeds) and sugar and til-laddus made from til and jaggery. Til-polis are offered for lunch. While exchanging tilguls as tokens of goodwill people greet each other saying - 'til-gul ghya, god god bola' meaning 'accept these tilguls and speak sweet words'. The under-lying thought in the exchange of tilguls is to forget the past ill-feelings and hostilities and resolve to speak sweetly and remain friends. This is a special day for the women in Maharashtra when married women are invited for a get-together called 'Haldi-Kumkum' and given gifts of any utensil, which the woman of the house purchases on that day. Hindus wear ornaments made of 'Halwa' on this day.

Gujarat:

In Gujarat Sankrant is observed more or less in the same manner as in Maharashtra but with a difference that in Gujarat there is a custom of giving gifts to relatives. The elders in the family give gifts to the younger members of the family. The Gujarati Pundits on this auspicious day grant scholarships to students for higher studies in astrology and philosophy. This festival thus helps the maintenance of social relationships within the family, caste and community. Kite flying has been associated with this festival in a big way. It has become an internationally well-known event.

Punjab:

In Punjab where December and January are the coldest months of the year, huge bonfires are lit on the eve of Sankrant and which is celebrated as "LOHARI". Sweets, sugarcane and rice are thrown in the bonfires, around which friends and relatives gather together. The following day, which is Sankrant, is celebrated as MAGHI. The Punjabi's dance their famous Bhangra dance till they get exhausted. Then they sit down and eat the sumptuous food that is specially prepared for the occasion.

Kerala:

The 40 days anushthana by the devotees of Ayyappa ends on this day in Sabarimala with a big festival.

Bundelkhand:

In Bundelkhand and Madhya Pradesh this festival of Sankrant is known by the name 'Sakarat' and is celebrated with great pomp & merriment accompanied by lot of sweets.

Tribals of Orissa:

Many tribals in our country start their New Year from the day of Sankrant by lighting bonfires, dancing and eating their particular dishes sitting together. The Bhuya tribals of Orissa have their Maghyatra in which small home-made articles are put for sale.

Assam:

In Assam, the festival is celebrated as Bhogali Bihu.

Coastal Region:

In the coastal regions, it is a harvest festival dedicated to Indra.

टिपणी: हा लेख माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.

रजनीकांतच ड्रायविंग लाइसेन्स


टिपणी: हा फोटो माझा नाही आहे. मला इमेल द्वारे आला होतो आणि आवडला म्हणून मी सर्वांसाठी माझ्या ब्लोग वर पोस्ट केला. याचे सर्व हक्क मूळ मालकाचे आहेत. मूळ मालकाचे नाव माहित नसल्या कारणास्तव पोस्ट केले नाही आहे. मूळ मालकाचे नाव कळाल्याच पोस्ट करण्यात येईल. तरीही मूळ मालकाची पोस्ट बद्दल हरकत असल्यास पोस्ट काढला जाईल.